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Jackson Wong
15 years old
Virgo
Willetton Senior High
jack06_92@hotmail.com
<3 FUN
<3 Friendship
<3 Laugh
<3 Smile
<3 Rich
<3 Happy
starving
working
boredom
hate that
hate this
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Monday, November 26, 2007
AN OLD CHRISTMAS TALE Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves were sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves do.Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two other ones had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where to. More stress! Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the ski boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys everywhere. Totally frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whisky. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the booze and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee cup and it broke into hundreds of pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw that it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a cute little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree, fat man?" And that my friend is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree ! ! ! | 
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